THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2

• The stars: Jacob Vargas, Flex Alexander, Lee Thompson Young

• The premise: A National Guard unit goes on a search-and-rescue mission in the hills outside a deserted New Mexico outpost. Sadly, all they find are the same cannibalistic mutants who chowed on the Carter family from the first film.

• What could be so bad: We can assure you this is the spring's best movie featuring cannibalistic mutants. What's that? 28 Weeks Later comes out in May? OK . . . we can assure you this is at least the second-best movie coming out this spring featuring cannibalistic mutants.