Questions, questions. Always so many questions.

How good a Division One! football coach Dan Hawkins is depends on how good a Division One! quarterback Cody Hawkins is, doesn't it?

When Allen Iverson gloats that it is good to see the shoe on the other foot, does he mean that he is happy the NBA scandal is about a referee and not a player or that he wants to get paid twice as much for wearing two shoes?

How did the Broncos allow at least 24 other NFL teams to have a better crop of receivers than they have?

Why does zucchini taste like it sounds?

Sure, it is easy for USC to hold up one finger as the top preseason college football pick, but wouldn't CU (No. 50), CSU (No. 87) and Air Force (No. 97) need all the fingers of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?

It's August; does Charlie Monfort know where his optimism is?

As the Broncos transition from what they were to whatever they will be, with the game on the line, would you rather have Rod Smith catching the pass or Jay Cutler throwing the ball?

How can anybody be surprised when Al Wilson is missed?

With all of Michael Vick's accounts bailing out on him, will Virginia Tech take down Vick's jersey from the stadium or rename Michael Vick Hall something like Poochie Place?

Why does Barry Bonds have to be himself?

So what if no one else could win with Mike Shanahan's players? Isn't it time he did?

Do you suppose that when the Broncos huddle that Shanahan thinks they are talking about him?

Who will explain the Harbor Freeway to David Beckham?

And have we mentioned that Beckham will do for soccer in America what tap shoes would do for a camel?

Shouldn't the Hall of Fame's five-year wait be waived for Greg Maddux before his career lives longer than his voters?

And speaking of halls of fame, won't Michael Irvin case the place before he goes in?

Why will people believe anything that is whispered?

It can't be true, can it, that when the power went off at his hotel, Jose Canseco was stuck all night on an escalator?

Why do I feel Todd Sauerbrun hasn't told us about the two weeks he spent aboard an alien spaceship?

First, baseball managing was too much for Seattle's Mike Hargrove and now for Kansas City's Buddy Bell, prompting the question, which is the hardest, the spitting or the scratching?

Are the three more chilling words to hear "I'll play these" or "Upon further review . . ."?

How can the barber of The Flying Tomato, Shaun White, dare show his face in public?

Couldn't the perpetually silent Broncos offensive line at least allow some sound effects?

Is the fact the Nuggets open next NBA season on Halloween an ominous sign or a hint that they should play the season wearing masks?

Shouldn't hockey divisions be named after dentists? Or are they?

Do you really care which network televises which sport?

What would the Nuggets have done with Kevin Garnett if they could have gotten him? How about win it all?

Is today's most common sports injury bruised feelings?

Where are the tears for the St. Louis Cardinals' collapse?

Whatever happened to fullbacks?

Is it too soon to worry that the Broncos may not be able to stop anybody who can run the ball forward?

When are the Rockies going to do something smart? Check that. When are the Rockies going to do something?

If someone asks the NBA how it spent its summer vacation, shouldn't it answer, "Trying not to make the Tour de France look skuzzy"?

Why shouldn't the Broncos take a look at Simeon Rice?

Are the Arena Football League people using flashlights or bloodhounds to find where their audience went?

If the NBA goes worldwide, which franchise do you want: the Peking Ducks, the Bombay Doors or the Manila Folders?

Why don't we just hold the World Series right now between the Mets and the Red Sox and not have Bill Buckner throw out the first ball as much as miss catching it?

Why should Troy Tulowitzki have to pull off another unassisted triple play to win the National League Rookie of the Year?

Do you know of anybody who is not buying the Chicago Cubs?

Can we try not to think about how much trouble the Broncos are really in?

Since Henry Aaron's 715th home run has already been picked as baseball's greatest moment, shouldn't Barry Bonds' 756th homer be automatically the worst?

Shouldn't the future bunch — owners, general manager, manager — that will lead the Rockies to the World Series just hurry up and get here?

Has anyone remembered to tell Fisher DeBerry thanks?

Just wondering.

lincicomeb@RockyMountainNews.com

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